Submitted by C. Randall McCloskey: What would you do to get your foot in the door of Show Biz? Discover the outrageous lengths actors will go to in order to smash down that door! Take four desperate thespians, one creepy casting director, an elusive talent agent, sprinkle in a few theme songs, drunk jokes and transvestites and you’ve got the ingredients for Ian August’s bizarrely comic look at the life of the actor in Submitted by C. Randall McCloskey!